is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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