its not stalking. its research.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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