That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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