Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
only if we run a train.
done.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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