Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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