Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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