She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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