I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
