that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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