"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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