On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Randomize
