I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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