i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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