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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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