Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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