So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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