No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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