North Korea, Best Korea!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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