Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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