at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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