Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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