like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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