You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
