Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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