i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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