Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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