My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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