Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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