Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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