My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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