How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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