Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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