I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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