We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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