Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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