It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I am mentally ready for anal.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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