I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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