when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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