if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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