chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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