I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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