Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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