i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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