i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Terrible idea I love it
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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