are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I enjoy the company of your penis
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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