'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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