Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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