Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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