sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
