god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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