it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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