gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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