It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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