just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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