susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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