how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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