Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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